TO THE NEWLY ADMITTED STUDENTS(FRESHER'S).

Fresher's Advice

I therefore plead with all the ladies in my
life to take note of these. In Gods Name!!!

Advice to Female Nigerian Students

1. Walking about in bum shorts in the evening . (We are
people’s children oh)

2. Wearing leggings material (Especially our very blessed
sisters with a great ‘Past’)

3. Wearing of very U&V necked tops.(Especially our very
anointed sisters with succulent ‘Oranges’)

4. Wearing of jump up skirts.

5. Wearing of clothing that resembles fish skin.

6. Wearing of transparent and net material cloths. (This
one is very important)

7. Seductive walking steps. (This one is really very
important)

8. Touching me at sensitive places(Principally when you
know nothing will happen)

9. Using bedroom voice to call me(Mostly at night).

10. Meeting in unique places that we all know.
(Cashew Tree in front of Hostel A , Inside Zinc Hall, Staff
Canteen, Green Canteen and other key locations on
campus)

11. Wearing of artificial bum-bum (Yansh). We are soon to
brand this a criminal offence and an act of deception to
humanity)

12. Wooo, if you don't keep calm and see the way things are done, 'm sorry you gonna find it hard to enjoy campus

            The motive of drawing up the
             above activities is not in an
             unappreciative intention, but to
               help me focus
               on my New Year resolution
                       That’s it.

Hope you got them main points. Be calm and
observe your environment before jumping into it.

Gave you my TWO CENT, don't get yourself raped.