Love can be the most wonderful thing is the world. But it can also be the most frustrating. Let’s lighten the mood with our favorite funny love quotes. Enjoy!

1. A light heart lives long. – William Shakespeare

2. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – 

Agatha Christie

3. Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for. – Mae West

4. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

5. I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

6. Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. – Mirabeau

7. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. – Anonymous

8. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. – Samuel Johnson

9. Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller

10. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. – unknown

11. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?” – Freud

12. The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. – Woody Allen

13. The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed. – Chamfort

14. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. – Melanie Griffith

15. To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia. – H.L. Mencken

16. You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. – Melanie Clark

Do you have any funny quotes you think we should add to the list? If so, let us know.