1. We should all learn to take things [other people's] easily.

2. On the keyboard of life, always keep your fingers on the escape key.

3.To jaw jaw is better than to war war.

4. if you only read one book in your life, you're strongly advised to keep shut.[that is if you have a limited idea about a topic, don't argue]

5. Always say no to drugs....it will drive the prices down.

6. Get your facts first,and then you can distort them as much as you please.

7.Always suspect everybody..[yourself included].